Only the Turkish people can understand the following translations :))
Adam katıla katıla gülüyordu : The man was laughing joining
by
joining
Astığı astık kestığı kestik bir adamdir : He is a his-hung-
is-we-hung-his-cut-is-we-cut man
Acele işe şeytan karışır : Urinate quickly, satan mixes
Can boğazdan gelir : John comes from Bosphorus
Dik
dik ne bakıyorsun öyle : What are you looking perpendicular perpendicular like that
Eğri
oturalım, doğru konuşalim :
Let's sit italic,let's talk correct
Ekmek elden, su gölden :
Bread from hand, water from lake
Nalları dikti : He errected
the horse shoes
O güzelim vazo tuzla buz oldu : That my
beautiful vase became ice with salt
Onun elinden az çekmedik : We
didn't pull little from his hand
Gözün mosmor olmus : Your eye
has become puspurple
Onun gözlemelerine doyum olmaz : There is
no saturation to her observations
Senden adam olmaz : man
doesn't become from you
Sıraya gir : enter the desk
Usta ordan bi pilav üstü kuru versene : Master, give a dry on
top of rice from there
Boşver : Give it empty
Usta ortaya yanar-doner bişi yapsana : Master do something
burning -turning to the middle.
Boğazıma patlamış mısır kaçtı : Exploded egypt has escaped
to my bosphorus.
Her işte bir hayır vardır :In every job there is no
Ne anasının gözü kız :She is such a mother's eye girl.
Hareket yapma,hareketin Allahını görürsün:Don't make me action,you see the
God of action.
Güzel ortamların hastasıyım: I am sick of beautiful environments
(By Orkun Özbosnalıoğlu)
AN IDIOMATIC STORY
Hasan was a very heavy headed boy. His father was a middle
situationed man. To make his son read in good schools he did
everything coming from his hand. He took everything to eye.
His mother was a house woman. Every Job used to come from her
hand. In making food there was no one on top of her. The taste
of the observations (gözleme) she made you eat your fingers.
This woman made her hair a brush for her son. When Hasan
became sick, she cried her two eyes two fountains. When Hasan
finished lycee he wanted to be a tooth doctor, and he entered
the university exams and won Tootherness School, In the
school he met Jale. Hasan was hit to Jale in first look but
Jale was not hit to him in the first look. However her blood
boiled to him. A few weekslater they cooked the job. Jale's
father was a money-father. He turned the corner many years ago
by making dreamy export. But Jale was not like her father. She
was a very low hearted girl. Her father was wanting to make
her marry to his soldierness friend's son Abdurrahim.
Abdurrahim finished first school and didn't read later.
He became a rough uncle. He started to turn dirty jobs when
he was a crazy blooded man. He was his mother's eye. He said,
"HIK" and he fell from his father's nose. So three under, five
up he was like his father. When he saw Jale, he put eye to her.
His inside went. His mouth got watered. His eyes opened like a
fortune stone. To be able to see Jale, Hasan's inside was
eating his inside. Finally, together they went to a park. When
they were wrinkling in the park, Abdurrahim saw them. First
he pulled a deep inside. And then his eyes turned. He couldn't
control himself. He decided to leave them head to head.
At that moment the devil poked him. He fit to the devil,
pulled his gun and fired. however, a man passing stayed under
lead rain and poor man went to who hit. He planted the
horseshoes. Then the mirrorless' came. They took all of them
under eye. Jale's inside was blood crying. The man died eye
seeing seeing. And so, this job finished in the black arm.
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